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5 Stupid Travel Myths Everyone Believes
Not spam, actually. These are all friends of mine.I realized I had a column to write. And because nothing happens to me that isn't hilarious and insightful and life affirming, I thought I might rub one out about my recent trip. (We think up poop jokes, but don't write them down, mainly.)
As a fairly experienced spoiler of great world cities, I've absorbed more than a bit of traveling wisdom, and one of the things that still surprises me most is how many people do it wrong. There's a huge number of misconceptions people have about the simple act of visiting a place and drinking all its beer. So then, as a public service to you, prospective world beer drinkers, I present a list of five traveling tips that are completely bullshit.
It's all part of the game, though. Just be firm with them.
By spending your time on buses or trains, you're missing out on all the texture a city has. By simply walking around, you'll be able to see how a city actually lives and breathes. You'll see the way they drive (manically), the way they urinate in the street (freely), and the way they urinate while they drive (frothily).
On my recent trip to Europe City, I walked everywhere: the Louvre, Big Ben, the beer gardens, Little Ben,rolex datejust oyster perpetual replica, the Puppet Sex Museum, everywhere. And although those sights were themselves fantastic, in between I saw how Europeans actually live. It's mainly sneering at foreigners, but still.(thinking) "Who is zeees eediot toorist making jokes de la merde and laughing to heemself?"
First,replica rolex mens oyster perpetual datejust, there's no need to be polite because everyone you're dealing with hates you already (see below). And honestly, I've traveled a ton; my language skills consist of some barely remembered high school French and "cerveza,replica rolex datejust watch," and I have never had any issue traveling in any country in the world. Because of things like the Internet and good old imperialism, basically everyone in the world knows at least some of our baffling, mongrel tongue. And failing that, they'll usually be able to figure out what you want with hand gestures or simply shouting "cerveza" at them in increasing volume."Excuse moi, sir. Uh. How much for this . cerveza?"
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I'm always a little reluctant to buy souvenirs, mindful of the fact that they just mean more to carry around with me. But I do understand why some people see value in them, if only to serve as reminders of your adventure. After all, memories do fade, especially if you're traveling properly.
Which is to say, with the throttle pinned.
The conventional wisdom, then, if you are looking for a souvenir, is that you should gravitate toward local crafts from the region's artisans, something that is more authentic than the mass produced crap you find in museum gift shops.
Although I would pay quite a sum of money for a Van Gogh bobblehead.
First, the best souvenirs are rarely bought; they're found. Objects that come with stories attached to them, like "This is one of the rocks the villagers threw at me" or "This is one of the rocks I threw back.""And here's their Rock God I stole, which set the whole thing off."
And secondly, and I want to be fair here, local handmade products are often massive sucking piles of crap. Remember that one kid in school who showed up in homemade clothes and everyone threw rocks at her? That's what you'll look like when you show up at home with your sad little handmade purse from the bazaars of Southleft Europe. And when you consider that you won't be able to walk 20 steps without someone offering you counterfeit designer goods at rock bottom prices .
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It's the prices that are rock bottom, not the bags. If you put rocks in these bags,replica gold rolex oyster perpetual datejust, the bottoms will fall out.
Not spam, actually. These are all friends of mine.I realized I had a column to write. And because nothing happens to me that isn't hilarious and insightful and life affirming, I thought I might rub one out about my recent trip. (We think up poop jokes, but don't write them down, mainly.)
As a fairly experienced spoiler of great world cities, I've absorbed more than a bit of traveling wisdom, and one of the things that still surprises me most is how many people do it wrong. There's a huge number of misconceptions people have about the simple act of visiting a place and drinking all its beer. So then, as a public service to you, prospective world beer drinkers, I present a list of five traveling tips that are completely bullshit.
It's all part of the game, though. Just be firm with them.
By spending your time on buses or trains, you're missing out on all the texture a city has. By simply walking around, you'll be able to see how a city actually lives and breathes. You'll see the way they drive (manically), the way they urinate in the street (freely), and the way they urinate while they drive (frothily).
On my recent trip to Europe City, I walked everywhere: the Louvre, Big Ben, the beer gardens, Little Ben,rolex datejust oyster perpetual replica, the Puppet Sex Museum, everywhere. And although those sights were themselves fantastic, in between I saw how Europeans actually live. It's mainly sneering at foreigners, but still.(thinking) "Who is zeees eediot toorist making jokes de la merde and laughing to heemself?"
First,replica rolex mens oyster perpetual datejust, there's no need to be polite because everyone you're dealing with hates you already (see below). And honestly, I've traveled a ton; my language skills consist of some barely remembered high school French and "cerveza,replica rolex datejust watch," and I have never had any issue traveling in any country in the world. Because of things like the Internet and good old imperialism, basically everyone in the world knows at least some of our baffling, mongrel tongue. And failing that, they'll usually be able to figure out what you want with hand gestures or simply shouting "cerveza" at them in increasing volume."Excuse moi, sir. Uh. How much for this . cerveza?"
Buy Local Handcrafts
I'm always a little reluctant to buy souvenirs, mindful of the fact that they just mean more to carry around with me. But I do understand why some people see value in them, if only to serve as reminders of your adventure. After all, memories do fade, especially if you're traveling properly.
Which is to say, with the throttle pinned.
The conventional wisdom, then, if you are looking for a souvenir, is that you should gravitate toward local crafts from the region's artisans, something that is more authentic than the mass produced crap you find in museum gift shops.
Although I would pay quite a sum of money for a Van Gogh bobblehead.
First, the best souvenirs are rarely bought; they're found. Objects that come with stories attached to them, like "This is one of the rocks the villagers threw at me" or "This is one of the rocks I threw back.""And here's their Rock God I stole, which set the whole thing off."
And secondly, and I want to be fair here, local handmade products are often massive sucking piles of crap. Remember that one kid in school who showed up in homemade clothes and everyone threw rocks at her? That's what you'll look like when you show up at home with your sad little handmade purse from the bazaars of Southleft Europe. And when you consider that you won't be able to walk 20 steps without someone offering you counterfeit designer goods at rock bottom prices .
China Photos/Getty Images News
It's the prices that are rock bottom, not the bags. If you put rocks in these bags,replica gold rolex oyster perpetual datejust, the bottoms will fall out.
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