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The 11 Most Badass Presidential Facts

WARNING: The incredibly BADASS LOOKING and WILDLY INTERESTING below video is technically an advertisement for my book, How to Fight Presidents (order here or here). I tried to make it ENTERTAINING, and watching it will COST YOU NO MONEY, but I know the Internet hates it when it thinks it's been TRICKED into watching or reading something advertorial, even if the piece of content might make you LAUGH and TEACH YOU THINGS that make you MORE INTERESTING AT PARTIES. If you want to not watch the RAD TRAILER for my book, this is your opportunity to click over to one of the other FREE ARTICLES AND VIDEOS on this website. If you want to watch the RAD TRAILER for my book but lie and say you DIDN'T to convince your friends that you're a REBEL who STICKS IT to THE MAN, I won't tell van cleef green bracelet fake on you. There are direct references to MALE GENITALIA in the trailer. Thank you for your time. End of warning.

During my first year as a Cracked employee, when I was still a senior in college, I wrote an article about my favorite subject, and it ended up being pretty important for the rest of my career. Wong offhandedly mentioned that President's Day was coming up in a few weeks and it would be cool if someone knew enough about presidents to quickly turn an article around.

I was still pretty intimidated to be on these phone calls and mostly kept quiet, but I spoke up this time to sheepishly mention that I'd been independently studying presidents for the last four years as a hobby, and I started rattling off some of my favorite bits of presidential trivia. I softly pitched the idea of doing an article about the most and least badass presidents. Jack said, "Cut the 'least' angle and write it up, as soon as possible." I was happy to be able to write about my favorite subject, but was in no way confident that anyone would care about presidents as much as I did. Plus, the article was running on a Friday, which at the time was the day that traffic died on Cracked.

The article that Wong and Jack dragged out of me was called "The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All Time" and has been read by over 10 million people.

A stupid tradition was born, and I started writing about presidents every single year. Then I wrote an article about fighting Andrew Jackson based on a silly little book idea I had. My good friend and smartest guy on the Internet Ryan Holiday bullied me into writing a proposal for that silly idea and then connected me with a phenomenal literary agent, Byrd Leavell, who in turn sold the book to Crown (Random House). Friend, co worker, and all around impressive human being Winston Rowntree provided the illustrations, because he is the best.

This is Ulysses S. Grant, but it's also what Winston looks like in real life.

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