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Yvette Cabrera and Frank Mickadeit
The current season final cast shot for "The Real Housewives of Orange County" on Bravo TV features, from left, Tamra Barney, Lynne Curtin, Vicki Gunvalson, Jeana Keough, Lauri (Waring) Peterson and Gretchen Rossi. Curtin is the newest cast member while Peterson, who has been on the show since its inception, left the show part way through season four.
Show CaptionThe Housewives of Orange County just wrapped its regular season and, Tuesday night,replica rolex mens oyster perpetual datejust, will air a special reunion episode. Shockingly, Orange County Register social issues columnist Yvette Cabrera only recently discovered the show. And, via e mail, she asked fellow columnist Frank Mickadeit a veteran of coverage for guidance. Here are excerpts of that exchange:
Yvette: So, never been a fan of hadn seen an episode in years. Then I came across a marathon on Bravo and got dragged down in the drama. Where did I go wrong?
Frank: Wrong? Girl, you are way behind. This is Season Four. When this show started, Vicki weekly Botox bill was still in the triple digits. Where you went wrong was, you spent the last four years doing the kind of useless journalism that focuses on the underprivileged, while I quickly realized it the privileged who need our help.
Yvette: So, um, I was thinking of buying myself a Rolex. I know the country is in financial turmoil, people are losing their homes and food pantries are running on empty. But, for me, the most important question is: Diamond encrusted dial or diamonds galore on the dial AND the bracelet.
Frank: Well, if you must do off the shelf, you have the right instincts And a big, hunkin Rolex does stand out on a dainty, feminine wrist. But if you really wanted to go total you be better off having Lynne integrate a Rolex watch body into one of those gaudy bracelets she fashions out of toilet paper tubes, macaroni, paste and glitter, and tries to sell at Fred Segal.
Yvette: OK, imaginary scenario: Your daughter nags you about the car she wants for her 18th birthday and in the days preceding said birthday: Acts like brat in front of her mom; whines about, well, pretty much EVERYTHING, including the fact that Dad won let her throw the birthday party at home; tries to get a waiter to serve her alcohol even though she underage; throws a jealous tantrum and forces her little sister to swap dresses on the day of her birthday. Did I mention that said daughter doesn have a job and isn going to school? Hmmm, what would Frank do? Give her a $23,000 BMW? Or?
Frank: Oh, you must be talking about that little drunk of Lynne Sweet kid. And what a talent. No ambition, marginal looks and a taste for the grape, or perhaps the agave, as it were. She go far. A perfect match for any one of the other Housewives sons: Maybe Tamra horny little guy, Ryan, or even one of the increasingly sullen and surly boys of Jeana Shane or Colton. As for the Beemer, surely you jest. Just buy the brat the thing and get her off your back. Life too short to spend it raising your kids.
Yvette: Now, I know everyone has their fave housewife. So far, I leaning toward Lynne because she shown some sensibility in dealing with the other wives issues (counseling Gretchen not to approach fianc Jeff about his financial will while he being treated for leukemia. Um, duh.) But who is your least favorite housewife?
Frank: Good question, Yvette, because Lauri sudden departure leaves a major void in the sector of my universe where I let the loathsome orbit. Let me think a minute. I mean, what are they there for if not to grope, fondle, etc.? They certainly weren there to nurse their children, most of whom seem to recoil at their mother very touch. And as Vicki slurred in one of this season most memorable lines (to her best friend husband), boobs keep wanting to come out and play. So Jeana. She cool in my book, at least based on this past season. I can vouch for previous years. But what is up with her baseball playing son,rolex datejust replica, Shane? He already got an attitude and foul mouth and he not even in the major leagues. So,replica mens rolex oyster perpetual datejust watch, he cursed at Jeana who had flown across the country to catch one of his games because she showed up at his game after he told her he wasn going to start. Then, when she showed up, he tells her she lucky he didn throw a bat at her. Such a warm, fuzzy moment. If you were Jeana, what would you have done?
Frank: If I were Jeana, I would have handed him a bat. Because Jeana is the classic enabler. Shane has gotten worse over the years, verbally abusing his mom, and it looks like Colton who used to be a sweet boy is following in his older brother footsteps. And Jeana just takes it.
Yvette: What? You waiting for another question? Sorry, I was busy tallying up the Housewives upkeep tab. Let see: fake spray tans, gazillions of manicures/pedicures, personal trainers, shopping sprees at South Coast Plaza. Yep, we could feed all the poor in OC with this tab.
Frank: Yvette. My poor, na misguided Yvette. Their ilk occupies a different universe. Also, you forgot about the life vests Gretchen bought for her dogs and the $3,250 vibrators at Fred Segal.
Yvette: Hmmm, I need to do some deep research on these OC Housewives at South Coast Plaza. Do you think the Register would notice $1,885.63 for clothes on my expense report?
Frank: Well, the editors didn complain when I racked up a couple grand, but then they given up on my sense of morality and seem perfectly willing to let me sell my soul so I can cover this seedy little corner of the county with authenticity. I think you still seen as wholesome.
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The current season final cast shot for "The Real Housewives of Orange County" on Bravo TV features, from left, Tamra Barney, Lynne Curtin, Vicki Gunvalson, Jeana Keough, Lauri (Waring) Peterson and Gretchen Rossi. Curtin is the newest cast member while Peterson, who has been on the show since its inception, left the show part way through season four.
Show CaptionThe Housewives of Orange County just wrapped its regular season and, Tuesday night,replica rolex mens oyster perpetual datejust, will air a special reunion episode. Shockingly, Orange County Register social issues columnist Yvette Cabrera only recently discovered the show. And, via e mail, she asked fellow columnist Frank Mickadeit a veteran of coverage for guidance. Here are excerpts of that exchange:
Yvette: So, never been a fan of hadn seen an episode in years. Then I came across a marathon on Bravo and got dragged down in the drama. Where did I go wrong?
Frank: Wrong? Girl, you are way behind. This is Season Four. When this show started, Vicki weekly Botox bill was still in the triple digits. Where you went wrong was, you spent the last four years doing the kind of useless journalism that focuses on the underprivileged, while I quickly realized it the privileged who need our help.
Yvette: So, um, I was thinking of buying myself a Rolex. I know the country is in financial turmoil, people are losing their homes and food pantries are running on empty. But, for me, the most important question is: Diamond encrusted dial or diamonds galore on the dial AND the bracelet.
Frank: Well, if you must do off the shelf, you have the right instincts And a big, hunkin Rolex does stand out on a dainty, feminine wrist. But if you really wanted to go total you be better off having Lynne integrate a Rolex watch body into one of those gaudy bracelets she fashions out of toilet paper tubes, macaroni, paste and glitter, and tries to sell at Fred Segal.
Yvette: OK, imaginary scenario: Your daughter nags you about the car she wants for her 18th birthday and in the days preceding said birthday: Acts like brat in front of her mom; whines about, well, pretty much EVERYTHING, including the fact that Dad won let her throw the birthday party at home; tries to get a waiter to serve her alcohol even though she underage; throws a jealous tantrum and forces her little sister to swap dresses on the day of her birthday. Did I mention that said daughter doesn have a job and isn going to school? Hmmm, what would Frank do? Give her a $23,000 BMW? Or?
Frank: Oh, you must be talking about that little drunk of Lynne Sweet kid. And what a talent. No ambition, marginal looks and a taste for the grape, or perhaps the agave, as it were. She go far. A perfect match for any one of the other Housewives sons: Maybe Tamra horny little guy, Ryan, or even one of the increasingly sullen and surly boys of Jeana Shane or Colton. As for the Beemer, surely you jest. Just buy the brat the thing and get her off your back. Life too short to spend it raising your kids.
Yvette: Now, I know everyone has their fave housewife. So far, I leaning toward Lynne because she shown some sensibility in dealing with the other wives issues (counseling Gretchen not to approach fianc Jeff about his financial will while he being treated for leukemia. Um, duh.) But who is your least favorite housewife?
Frank: Good question, Yvette, because Lauri sudden departure leaves a major void in the sector of my universe where I let the loathsome orbit. Let me think a minute. I mean, what are they there for if not to grope, fondle, etc.? They certainly weren there to nurse their children, most of whom seem to recoil at their mother very touch. And as Vicki slurred in one of this season most memorable lines (to her best friend husband), boobs keep wanting to come out and play. So Jeana. She cool in my book, at least based on this past season. I can vouch for previous years. But what is up with her baseball playing son,rolex datejust replica, Shane? He already got an attitude and foul mouth and he not even in the major leagues. So,replica mens rolex oyster perpetual datejust watch, he cursed at Jeana who had flown across the country to catch one of his games because she showed up at his game after he told her he wasn going to start. Then, when she showed up, he tells her she lucky he didn throw a bat at her. Such a warm, fuzzy moment. If you were Jeana, what would you have done?
Frank: If I were Jeana, I would have handed him a bat. Because Jeana is the classic enabler. Shane has gotten worse over the years, verbally abusing his mom, and it looks like Colton who used to be a sweet boy is following in his older brother footsteps. And Jeana just takes it.
Yvette: What? You waiting for another question? Sorry, I was busy tallying up the Housewives upkeep tab. Let see: fake spray tans, gazillions of manicures/pedicures, personal trainers, shopping sprees at South Coast Plaza. Yep, we could feed all the poor in OC with this tab.
Frank: Yvette. My poor, na misguided Yvette. Their ilk occupies a different universe. Also, you forgot about the life vests Gretchen bought for her dogs and the $3,250 vibrators at Fred Segal.
Yvette: Hmmm, I need to do some deep research on these OC Housewives at South Coast Plaza. Do you think the Register would notice $1,885.63 for clothes on my expense report?
Frank: Well, the editors didn complain when I racked up a couple grand, but then they given up on my sense of morality and seem perfectly willing to let me sell my soul so I can cover this seedy little corner of the county with authenticity. I think you still seen as wholesome.
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